NEW BOOK RELEASE

Therapeutic Ass Play for MAGA Men is the boldest business proposal of the decade. This satirical manifesto outlines a lucrative membership-based enterprise designed to serve the unmet needs of the hypermasculinized MAGA man. Driven by the need to control, dominate and humiliate others, MAGA men are desperate for release.

They want bromeopathic solutions.

Enter Ass Play for Patriots™, a nationwide chain of private clubs where MAGA bros can connect and relax, away from the restraints of a woke, feminized society. It’s the ultimate patriot’s playground where the right to penetrate on demand is always on tap.

Packed with biting satire, scathing cultural critique, and an unapologetically raw vision for the future of MAGA masculinity, the book's business plan slays with explosive market potential—and laughs.

The new MAGA manifesto? It’s all about power, politics, and pleasure.

REVIEWS

“A masterclass in brutal, deadpan satire”

“This book doesn’t pull any punches—it’s bold, irreverent, and brilliantly unhinged.”

“Pure comedic genius.”

“With a mock-serious tone and pitch-perfect parody, it brilliantly skewers the hypermasculine MAGA archetype through a fictional business plan that's equal parts ridiculous and disturbingly plausible.”

“The satire is so sharp it could cut glass.”